The Awkward Moment

• That awkward moment when someone says "Hello!" and you say "Good thanks!"
• That awkward moment when you say "Goodbye!" to someone but you both walk off in the same direction.
• That awkward moment when you don't know whether you should tell someone they have food wedged between their teeth.
• that awkward moment when you notice someones zipper is down but you don't want to say anything because you don't have a good excuse for why you were looking that low.
  
• That awkward moment when you accidentally call your boss "Honey".
  
• That awkward moment when your boss sends you a friend request on Facebook.
  
• That awkward moment when a really nice lady is helping you and you say "Thank you Sir".
  
• That awkward moment when you accidentally call your teacher "Mum".
• That awkward moment when you offer Eminem M&M's.
• That awkward moment when you're trying to get over someone you weren't even dating.
• That awkward moment when you get a "Missing you!" text from someone you're not missing.
• That awkward moment when your crush tells you you're acting like a stalker.
• That awkward moment when your friends tell your crush how much you talk about him.
  
• That awkward moment when you don't know if you should hug someone or not.
• That awkward moment when you try to exit through a closed glass door.
• That awkward moment when you pull the push door even though it's clearly signed.
• That awkward moment when a guy has bigger boobs than you.
• That awkward moment when someone asks you how far along you are, and you are not pregnant.
• That awkward moment when someone asks when your baby is due and you had your baby two years ago.
• That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.
• That awkward moment when you have to make up an excuse to not hang out with someone because you'd rather chill at home.
• That awkward moment when everyone glares at you because you forgot to put your phone on silent during a meeting (Or on the plane, or in the Cinema!).
• That awkward moment when you don't know which arm rest is yours at the cinema.
• That awkward moment when you get stuck in a bean bag.
• That awkward moment when you arrive at the party and see someone else wearing the same dress.
• That awkward moment when you're singing Happy Birthday but you don't know the name of the person so you just mumble the name part.
• That awkward moment when you're talking to someone but you can't remember their name, so you try to avoid introducing them to the person you're with.

• That awkward moment when you try to sneak a photo of someone but the flash goes off.
• That Awkward moment when you have a boyfriend, and a really cute guy tells you you're hot!
  
• That awkward moment when you realize you've kept talking after the call dropped out.
  
• That awkward moment when unexpected visitors arrive at 11am and you're still in your PJ's.
• That awkward moment when you see someone that looks like someone you know, and you scream their name, and it’s not them.
• That awkward moment when it's quiet and you're eating something crunchy.
• That awkward moment when you can't tell if someone is a boy or a girl.
• That awkward moment when you pick up the remote control to answer the phone.
• That awkward moment when you've slept through your alarm clock and need to make up some kind of excuse for it.
• That awkward moment when you start to cross your legs during a phone call because you're busting to go to the loo.
• That awkward moment when she looks at you and smiles. And then her boyfriend glares at you.
• That awkward moment when you change your Facebook status to “single” and your ex 'Likes' it.
• That awkward moment when you type your ex's name into your Facebook status instead of the 'Search' bar.
• That awkward moment when your Facebook friend tags a photo of you as a kid.
• That awkward moment when you make eye contact with someone who's licking the sauce off their Pluto Pup.
• That awkward moment when you've accidentally sent a text to the friend you were gossiping about.
• That awkward moment when you say "I love you" and he says "Okay".
• That awkward moment when you have a High School Musical song stuck in your head.
• That awkward moment when someone you don't want to date asks you out.
• That awkward moment when you accidentally address your sister by your dogs name.
• That awkward moment when you are introducing someone and get their name wrong.
• That awkward moment when you find yourself in the same room as your ex.
• That awkward moment when your ex kisses you unexpectedly!
• That awkward moment when your in a class where you don't speak to anyone, and your teacher says go find a partner.
• That awkward moment when someone mistakes you for the shop assistant.
• That awkward moment when you step out of the shower and then realise there is no towel.
• That awkward moment when you are gossiping about someone and they walk up behind you.
• That awkward moment when you forgot to end the call on your mobile phone, now your crush knows what you're saying to your friends about them!

• That awkward moment when you push on the toilet door thinking no one was inside.
• That awkward moment when a man walks into the ladies toilets
• That awkward moment when you realise you left the rest room with your dress tucked into your undies.
• That awkward moment when you accidentally fart doing sit-ups at the Gym.
• That awkward moment when you see someone coming your way after you've just farted.
• That awkward moment when your girlfriend asks you if you love her more than your car.
• That awkward moment when you bend down and your pants rip and you're wearing floral underwear.
• That awkward moment when you get caught in the rain in a cheesecloth dress, and really big underwear.
• That awkward moment when you burst into your sisters room in your underwear, only to find her boyfriend and his mates are also in the room.
• That awkward moment when someone walks in while you're changing.
• That awkward moment when you confidently say the wrong answer aloud in class.
• That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes and you slowly put another dish in the sink.
• That awkward moment when one heel flies off your high heels on the dance floor.
• That awkward moment when you're trying to impress someone on the dance-floor but you dance into a pole.
• That awkward moment when you think the trash can is a stool.
• The awkward moment when your friends make plans right in front of you, and the plans don't include you.
  
• That awkward moment when you're so tired from taking a nap that you feel like to have to take another nap to get over your nap.
  
• That awkward moment when you lose your bikini top in the surf.
  
• That awkward moment when someone has told you that your tampon string is hanging out of your bikini.
• That awkward moment when you don't know where to stand to pull your wedgie out without being noticed.

• That awkward moment when your neighbour starts talking to you while you're hanging out your underwear.
• The awkward when you just said moment in your head.